Ehh, what's up Doc? Lookin' lost behind the wheel, ain'cha? Throw a wabbit a carrot and he'll show ya the way to Albuquerque or wherever ya wanna go!
What, taking guidance from a machine? Preposthteruss! Perhaps you should give this here crazy co-pilot a chance; his beak mounted naviducktion device is never wrong, no sirreee! This little black duck has driven with a lot of wise-quackers in his time and never lost his way...well not that often anyway..!
Introducing Yosemite Sam - the toughtest, rip-roaringest, road-ragin'-est hombre that ever packed a pistol...sorry...roadmap! Watch how ya drivin' that clownie car, ya lily-livered, humpbacked muley varmint, 'cos Sam's a-watchin'!
S-s-s-sufferin' succotash! Say driver, pull over as you have reached my dinner....sorry, ...desthination! Please someone go find this bad ole puddy tat some sustenance; if it tweets, squeaks or flies its on the menu! Say, is that a little yellow bird in your glovebox?
Ze destination is love and your navigateur is Pepe! Follow heem on a trés romantique journey and win your 'earts desire. Vite, vite don't waste another second, or she may just get away, the naughty leetle cabbage!
Zis is Pepe, your navigateur amaroose! Zis iz not Pepe's first affair with ze navigation, mais non! But, if you abandon yourself to heem, zis master of seduction will show you ze way to your 'earts desire...sorry...your destination. A bientôt ma petite!